We've thought of starting a new religious cult called The Chocolates, which will have houses of worship throughout the land. Followers will pray before their blenders and take communion with their goblets of chocolate nectar. There will be no need for priests, rabbis, ministers, or mullahs, because nobody should come between you and your chocolate. All followers will be encouraged to have a personal relationship with the cocoa bean and spread the love, care, and compassion it provides in our lives to all those we meet.

I sincerely hope you enjoy these drinks and allow them to become part of your personal healthy way of life. Spread the word!