My own process
White Face
Tell them what you told them

My own process
Following is the screenplay for my short film White Face. When I set out to make this film, I was told by those in the know that short films do not make money. There are few venues for them. It got distribution, makes money, and shows no sign of slowing down.
Here's what I'd like you to do: Read the script twice. The first time, just read it without thinking too much about structure. Just get a feel for it. On the second read, see how much invisible ink you can find.
An X-RAY on a light-board. TWO VOICES off-screen discuss the patient's condition. Their language is highly technical and difficult to understand. Fingers point out different areas of the x-ray.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL
INT. HOSPITAL-DAY.
TWO DOCTORS in blue surgical scrubs. One of them wears full CLOWN MAKE-UP, and a stethoscope around his neck. As the two doctors continue to confer with one another, none of the passers-by seem to take notice that one of them is a clown. Their talk is sober and; this is serious business.
CLOWN DOCTOR (V.O.)
I'm not going to sit here and tell you it was easy to get here.
EXT. HOSPITAL-LATER.
The CLOWN DOCTOR sits on a bench outside the hospital. He speaks to an off camera interviewer. A caption reads:
Dr. Howard Blinky.
CLOWN DOCTOR (CONT'D)
But I mean it's hard for everybody, right? I never thought being a clown would hold me back—I just didn't let it stand in my way. Sure there are
the usual "Bozo" jokes. I've even
had patients refuse to let me operate on them because I'm a clown. That's true. That's
absolutely true. I remember this one woman kept yelling: "Don't touch me—get me a real Doctor." Can you
believe that? In this day and age.
(beat; shrugs)
I'm good with kids though.
EXT. MECHANIC'S GARAGE-DAY.
A MIDDLE-AGE CLOWN smokes a cigarette and stands talking to the off-screen interviewer. He wears a greasy jumpsuit and holds an alternator. His caption reads: Ed Yuk-Yuk. In the background another CLOWN MECHANIC is working under the hood of a car.
ED YUK-YUK
(New York accent)
Well I grew up in an all clown neighborhood in the Bronx.
INSERT: A photo of a New York residential street in the '40s. Instead of "normal" people the streets are populated by clowns.
ED YUK-YUK (V.O.)
I moved out here after I got out of the Marine Corps. After Nam.
INSERT: An old photo of Ed and his Marine buddies.
ED YUK-YUK (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Over there nobody cared if you were a clown or not. Every now and then some smart-ass would think it was funny to spray you with a seltzer bottle. with a seltzer bottle.
Ed holds up his fist.
ED YUK-YUK
Nobody ever did that crap more'n once.
INT. OLD CLOWN WOMAN'S HOUSE-DAY.
The house is decorated with all types of CLOWN FAMILY PHOTOS as well as Circus knick-knacks and statuettes. The OLD CLOWN WOMAN walks out of her kitchen with a cup of hot tea. She talks to the off-screen interviewer.
OLD CLOWN WOMAN
When my parents got here from the old country it was a real bad place for clowns. People would point at them and laugh everywhere they went It was awful. Just awful.
The woman sits. Her caption reads: Mrs. Clarabelle Confetti.
INSERT: Old black and white film footage of signs in windows: "NO CLOWNS ALLOWED" and another which reads: "CLOWNS NEED NOT APPLY.
CLARABELLE
You see in those days the only way to get out of the old country was to join the circus. That's how our people got associated with the circus, don't you know.
INT. COLLEGE PROFESSOR'S OFFICE-DAY.
This interview takes place in front of the proverbial bookshelves. His caption reads: Barnum N. Bailey Ph.D. Professor of Clown studies. He talks over his half-glasses.
PROF. BAILEY
So what you had happen around the end of the nineteenth century is that clowns became very popular in entertainment. And, to cash in on that, non-clown people began to put on make-up to make themselves appear to be clowns. They would have red rubber noses that they could strap on and they would perform in white- face.
INSERT: Old shot of clowns performing.
PROF. BAILEY (V.O)
As these fake shows became more popular the real Clowns were pushed out of the business.
BACK TO PROF. BAILEY.
PROF. BAILEY
There was so much prejudice at that time that audiences would rather pay to see someone pretending to be a clown rather than the real people.
Depression footage of HOBO CLOWNS.
PROF. BAILEY (V.O.)
This is were we get the stereotype of the "Hobo Clown." "Hobo" is a very common name in the old country. In America, however, it has become a synonym for "Bum."
BACK TO PROF. BAILEY.
PROF. BAILEY (CONT'D)
Well, really look at our entire language. Everything associated with being a clown has negative connotations. I dare anyone watching this show to go to work tomorrow morning and call their boss "a damn Clown" to his face. Or call someone a Bozo—see if you don't get your lights turned out.
EXT. MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT-DAY.
Dr. Blinky arms his car alarm with his key chain remote and walks away from his BMW. The camera follows close behind. Again the doctor talks to the unseen interviewer.
CLOWN DOCTOR
I got called away from the hospital— my son got into another fight…kids.
INT. MIDDLE SCHOOL OFFICE-SHORTLY.
The Doctor approaches the desk and talks to the non- clown SECRETARY behind the desk.
CLOWN DOCTOR
Yeah, I'm here about my son I'm—
SECRETARY (interrupts; nodding)
—Cameron's father. I could tell—he's got your nose.
CLOWN DOCTOR
(sincere)
Really.
INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
Visibly upset the Doctor is led, by the non-clown PRINCIPAL, into her office where CAMERON is waiting. The young clown sits pouting in a chair, his arms folded. The boy is dressed like any other child his age.
PRINCIPAL
I'm sorry I had to have you come down here again—Cameron can't seem to stay out of trouble.
The Doctor lets out a nose-sigh and then speaks to his son.
DR. BLINKY
What happened?
The boy shrugs.
DR. BLINKY (CONT'D)
Look, I can't leave work every time you decide to get into a fight. Now you are going to tell me what happened. You know one more fight
and you're expelled. Expelled.
You're not going to tell me again that these boys are picking on you for no reason—you must be doing something.
(to the Principal)
What happened?
PRINCIPAL
Well, you know how boys are. He and two other boys were clowning around—
DR. BLINKY (interrupts)
—Whoa whoa wait a sec—I don't appreciate that kind of—
PRINCIPAL
—I didn't mean it the way it sounded. It's just an expression. I thought that you people were supposed to have a sense of humor.
DR. BLINKY
I don't care how you meant it. Look, you know what, don't worry about expelling him I'm taking him out of here. Cameron get your jacket.
BACK IN THE PARKING LOT-SHORTLY.
Dr. Blinky stands next to his car angry and upset. He is a little ashamed that the camera has caught him in this very candid moment. Massaging the bridge of his nose he holds back his tears of frustration. After a few moments he speaks. He looks up to reveal the TEARS drawn on his face.
DR. BLINKY
I'm sorry…I—I don't mean to cry… it's just that you work hard all your—I'm a Doctor for god's sake! Do you have any idea how rare that is—a Clown Doctor; even in this day and age? I work hard, damn hard, so my kids won't have to go through the same shi— crap. I can't believe these attitudes still exist. I went to Harvard!
Cameron, now wearing his jacket, approaches the car. He also sports quite big floppy shoes. They can be heard slapping the pavement.
INT. COLLEGE PROFESSOR'S OFFICE-DAY.
Prof. Bailey addresses the interviewer.
PROF. BAILEY
Many people erroneously believe that things have changed because of certain celebrity Clowns. And, indeed, some Clowns have done quite well for themselves—many by playing up offensive circus stereotypes. Ronald McDonald and Bozo for example. I honestly don't know how they sleep at night.
EXT. ED YUK-YUK'S-DAY.
Near a car with its hood open the Clown mechanic is involved in a heated discussion with a customer.
CUSTOMER
…But how do I know they needed to be replaced?
ED YUK-YUK
You want to see your old parts— I can show you the old parts. (Calling to a Clown in the shop) Rollo, bring out the old parts.
CUSTOMER
I'm just saying I bring it in for a tune up and you tell me it needs all this extra work. How am I supposed to—
ED YUK-YUK
—What extra work, we just replaced the spark plugs. That's a normal thing to do with a tune-up.
ROLLO arrives with a shallow box containing spark plugs and shows them to the customer, who is a little embarrassed and tries to cover up.
CUSTOMER
Yeah, but how do I know that those are my old plugs?
ED YUK-YUK (to Rollo)
Are those the man's plugs?
Rollo answers not by talking but by HONKING his BICYCLE HORN a few times. This is the last straw for the customer.
CUSTOMER
Great. This one doesn't even speak English. I try to help you people out, give you a little business and you try and cheat me.
The customer has been caught being a bigot on
film, so he explains his position right into the camera.
CUSTOMER (CONT'D)
Look, I'm not prejudiced or anything it's just that if you're gonna come to this country I think you should learn to speak American. It's for their own good. Besides who knows what they're talking about. They could be talking about you right in front of your face and you wouldn't even know it.
(Back to Ed)
What do I owe you? I'm going to a real mechanic, one that at least speaks the language!
The mechanic slams the car's hood shut.
ED YUK-YUK
I don't want your money, why don't you just get the hell outta here before you find yourself pulling my size thirty-six shoes outta your ass.
The man gets in his car and backs out into the street. Rollo is pissed off and he HONKS angrily at the car. The customer HONKS his CAR HORN back at Rollo as his car speeds away.
EXT. ED YUK-YUK'S GARAGE-DAY.
Rollo looks a little sad; he HONKS to the off-screen interviewer as subtitles translate for us. Ed stands next to his cousin; he listens and nods.
ROLLO'S SUBTITLES
My cousin used to send me postcards
from America; it seemed like a paradise. Home of Ronald McDonald's, yes? But this America is no place for Clowns—we cannot all live in a castle with arches of gold like Mr. McDonald's.
CLARABELLE'S HOUSE-DAY.
She shows some old family photographs to the camera.
CLARABELLE
…And these are my parents. Here's one of my husband, Chuckles—God rest his soul. Rodeo accident. It'll be nine years in July. He had the most beautiful smile.
Her mood changes as she shows the next few photos. She's a little angry.
CLARABELLE (CONT'D)
This is my son Bobo—he married outside the race don't you know.
(Whispers, confidentially)
His wife is a Mime.
(Normal voice)
What made him go out and do something like that I don't know. Those people aren't like us—but it's his life. I'm just glad his father didn't live to see it. It's really the children that I feel sorry for. They won't know if they're Clowns or Mimes. Oh, and his wife, I can't understand one word that woman says.
She mimics being trapped in a box—then suddenly concerned:
CLARABELLE (CONT'D)
She's not going to see this is she?
EXT. PARK BENCH-DAY.
Dr. Blinky sits on a park bench, enjoying an ice cream cone, with Cameron. There are no tears drawn on his face. He talks to the interviewer.
DR. BLINKY
This thing with my son has really made me stop and take a long hard look at that man in the mirror. I thought that a good job, a Beamer and a house in the 'burbs was gonna fix everything. That
people would see me as a person first and maybe just plain forget that I'm a Clown.
(laughs at himself)
I guess the world hasn't changed much since I was a kid—people still think it's funny to make fun of someone who doesn't look like them. Maybe things will be different for my son's generation.
EXT. MECHANIC'S GARAGE-DAY.
Ed the Mechanic Clown stands outside his shop talking to the interviewer.
MECHANIC CLOWN
I talked my cousin Rollo into staying in this country. Sure it has it's problems, but I still think it's the best country in the world. Things are getting better all the time for Clowns. The way things are going it looks like, one day, we might even have a Clown in the White House.
INT. COLLEGE PROFESSOR'S OFFICE-DAY.
Prof. Bailey addresses the interviewer.
PROF. BAILEY
In the end it is incumbent upon those Clowns in powerful positions to educate people about our problems. There are many Clown celebrities who choose to remain "closeted," if you will. These individuals are usually of mixed heritage and with a little make-up can "pass" so to speak for another, more accepted, race.
PROF. BAILEY (CONT'D)
Perhaps some of you watching this film have some clowns in your family tree. You need to stand up and say to America that you are clowns and proud of it!
DISSOLVE TO:
A photo of Clarabelle Confetti against a black background on the left hand side of the screen. The following captions fade up, on the right and side, in turn.
CAPTIONS
This film is dedicated to the memory of Miss Clarabelle Confetti who passed away shortly after filming was completed.
She was well loved in her community and her memorial was attended by over one
hundred Clowns.
They all arrived in one limousine.
FADE OUT:
When people see White Face, they often think it's improvised. Most of the time people enjoy the film, but the structure is invisible to them.
Let's go through the script so that you can see what I was doing.
Notice how I started with Doctor Blinky in a normal setting doing an important job. This is the story's reality. Though this is a comedy, it uses incongruity rather than blatant slapstick or parody for its humor. It is a satire.
Also, the voice-over helps start to define that he is of a "Clown race," not just a guy in clown make-up.
The doctor's personality is defined, too. He is a man determined to overcome any racism in the world through his professional excellence. Not to mention that it reveals racism in this fictional world, and that it will be dealt with in this film.
Ed Yuk-Yuk, the mechanic, is more of a blue-collar guy. This starts to let us see that Clowns occupy various strata of society. Also, creating this tough-guy Clown who has been to Vietnam again says that much of the humor in this story will come out of incongruity. Using 'Nam also grounds the piece in a kind of reality. It says that this is the real world as we know it, but as if Clowns were a race of people; so it reiterates the idea that this story deals with race issues.
Clarabelle Confetti gives us a third perspective on this world. She allows us to see the past prejudices inflicted on Clowns.
These three distinct characters give us what appears to be a cross-section of Clown-America.
The professor is more of a device than a character. He tells the audience things they need to know to understand the story. For instance, when he talks about the negative connotations of the word "Clown," the scene in the principal's office in which the phrase "clowning around" is used, follows it. Because of what comes before, we know how to view the insult.
Notice now that the next time we visit each of the characters, a problem is introduced. Conflict. In the case of the doctor, it is his being called into the principal's office of his son's school. The mechanic is
confronted by the bigotry of a customer. And the old woman reveals her own prejudice.
It makes me laugh, when people see the film, that they always mention how the film really gets going when the doctor and the principal have their scene together. Of course, it's the first conflict in the film. Conflict keeps people interested. But act 2 only works because of act 1. Act 1 becomes the invisible ink that makes the rest of the film work.
The doctor is often regarded as the main character. It is because he's the character of change in the story. In the second act his belief system is challenged. It's more than just something funny happening.
Each of the characters has his/her three acts. The second act for the mechanic is when he has a run-in with the bigoted customer. Through his intro in act 1, we know that Ed Yuk-Yuk is an American who grew up in the Bronx and fought for his country. So we understand how deep the insult cuts when he is accused of cheating a customer.
With Clarabelle, the conflict is her own bigotry. She thinks it's her son's choice of a wife, but we know different. How do we know? We know this because we have established a reality in which racists are bad people whose hatred can hurt others. Never mind that most of us believe that this is true in life; what is important is that it is dramatized by the story.
Act 3 is tricky to see here in these stories because it appears to be a part of act 2.
With Doctor Blinky, the scene at his car where he cries and we see the reaction to his experience is act 3.
In the mechanic's story, Rollo, the horn-honking Clown, is a less defined character and is more the internal voice of Ed. Is this country everything he thought it would be? Ed's beliefs are challenged here. The scene with Rollo's speech is that story's act 3.
Clarabelle's death is a combination act 3 and dénouement ("Ever since that day"). How does her story resolve itself? She dies. What is her "Ever since that day?" She dies. And you can bet her racist attitudes remained with her the remainder of her life. She did not change.
Doctor Blinky's dénouement? We can see in his last scene how he has changed. He is not the same person he was at the story's start. He has grown through the ritual pain of being confronted with racist viewpoints he had spent years denying. His son is a clone; a view of the doctor's past. Seeing how these attitudes affect his son is what forces him to change.
The story has a three-act structure, but most people don't see that it's there. It is invisible to them. I had a producer from a major star's production company call me after he had seen the film. He wanted to know if I would be interested in working with them, but first he wanted to see something that would show that I understood narrative.
Understand he loved the movie. He said he thought it was brilliant, but he couldn't tell if I could tell a story. He knew nothing of invisible ink.
Tell them what you told them
I wasn't sure how to end this book until I gave it to a friend to read and she told me that she enjoyed the book because she and I share the same taste in films. I knew then that I had failed to get my point across. This is not about personal taste.
The idea that one could view a story through the lens of objectivity is so foreign to some that they don't even know it is a possibility. But if you are to master this craft, that is what you must strive to do.
When you read a sentence and find a misspelled word or grammar mistake, do you think for an instant that it might just be your opinion? You probably don't. That's because you understand the language and its rules. When you are speaking with someone who has only rudimentary skills in your language, you can tell immediately, just as you will soon be able to do with the language of drama.
One of your tasks as a storyteller is to understand that the language of story has its own rules of grammar and syntax. If you were watching The Wizard of Oz and, in it, they decided the idea should be Dorothy's about how to get the apples from the trees; and then they had Tin Man come up with other plans; and at the end of the story, they said it was Scarecrow who had the brains all along—it would all be bad grammar. It would be a mistake, and you would know it.
Drama is a language, and its principles can be observed, learned, and executed. One way to master this skill is to try to understand what you respond to in a story. Ask yourself if you are having a personal reaction to something outside the story. If you abhor violence in stories and you read a book that has violence in it, ask yourself if it is there to support the story's armature.
Conversely, if you enjoy violence, ask yourself the same question. Is it necessary for the story to be told this way? If the story were The Godfather then the answer would be yes. If the story is Toy Story, then the answer is probably no.
Ask yourself this question about dialogue, costumes, scenery, photography, religion, language, personal philosophy, politics, a particular
actor or actress, special effects, genre, music, and any other element that might find its way into a story. You will have strong feelings about some of these things and it will distort your view of a story.
I once had a student tell me that she hated E.T. because of the swearing. Most of us would be hard-pressed to remember any swearing in the film, but it was enough to ruin the film for her. Many of us do this kind of thing. We will love or hate something in a story for reasons outside the story itself.
We must take ourselves out of the equation if we are ever to learn to see and use story structure. This is not easy, but it is possible to do. To do this you may have to suffer the ritual pain of letting go of some of the things you hold dear. If you go to see films because of the special effects, you must not let them cloud your judgment about the quality of the piece. Ask yourself if the story has resonance for those who care little for effects, or photography, or your favorite actor. Does it have an armature and does every element in the story contribute to dramatizing that armature? To do this effectively, you may have to die as the writer you are in order to be reborn. When you do it, many things that are now muddy in your mind will become clear. You will ascend.
You will see the footprints in the grass.
